"Don't microwave your shoes, please."
"Why is there a rubber ducky on the roof?".
"Dr. Peppers are for mommies only".
"Can you please just watch TV for one minute!"
"Can we not like food that comes in packages so much?"
"Here, maybe you'll like this better with some ketchup."
"Not every day is a trip to the candy store."
"Give peace a chance". (well, that's not so embarrassing).