1. The Catfish King in Mt. Pleasant, Texas doesn't have real Catfish King hushpuppies.
3. Splash Parks are easier than baths.
4. Because hotels don't use trash bags anymore.
5. Swimming until check out time.
6. Diapers always happen.
7. Sacks for sacks of empty snacks.
8. You have to have somewhere to hide the toy you just took away.
9. Glass bottles need extra padding. Even in the ice chest.
10. You never know when someone might give you cucumbers.